Da Windows 98 Code

Après des années de silence imposé par le lobby PCiste, j'ai enfin mis la main sur un code secret sur le site suivant: http://www.vadeker.net/articles/humour/microsoft2.html

Exclusif ! Le code source du noyau de Windows 98

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/

#include " win31.h "
#include " win95.h "
#include " evenmore.h "
#include " oldstuff.h "
#include " billrulz.h "
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf(" Welcome to Windows 3.11 "); */
/* printf(" Welcome to Windows 95 "); */

printf(" Welcome to Windows 98 ");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(" a:\swp0001.swp ", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}

C'est d'une limpidité cristalline ou qu'est-ce ???